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1. FINE
This is the word women use to end an
argument when they are right and you
need to shut up.

2. FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this means
a half hour. Five minutes is only five
minutes if you have just been given
five more minutes to watch the game
before helping around the house.

3. NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm.
This means something, and you should
be on your toes. Arguments that begin
with nothing usually end in fine.

4. GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. DO NOT
DO IT!

5. LOUD SIGH
This is actually a word, but is a
nonverbal statement often
misunderstood by men. A loud sigh
means she thinks you are an idiot and
she wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. [Refer back to
for the meaning of nothing]

6. THAT’S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous
statements a woman can make to a man.
That’s okay means she wants to think
long and hard before deciding how and
when you will pay for your mistakes.

7. THANKS
A woman is thanking you, do not
question, or faint. Just say you are
welcome.

8. WHAT EVER
It is a woman’s way of saying f*** you.

9. DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT, I GOT IT
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking “what’s wrong?”
[For the woman’s response, refer to
, then run.]

* i got this on my friendster. i just wanna share this to all the women..